Libby’s Post: The Neighborhood Birds Are Talking To Me

coffin

Image courtesy longhorndave via Flickr

I was making the bed this morning… yes, I still sleep in a bed. A coffin would be way too creepy and talk about cliché. And I’m pretty sure my husband would suspect something was going on. I’m not quite ready to have the, “honey we need to talk,” talk.

So, I was making the bed as a surprise for Evan. I never usually bother because it’s just going to get all messed up again anyway. But he was so sweet last night; I thought I would at least tidy up a bit before he came home.

Then I did all those annoying things that I guess I will be doing FOR LIKE ETERNITY. I brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, applied anti-aging creams and lotions. Mid slather, I stopped myself. Do I even need these anymore?

facial products

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I think not! I tossed them all in the trash and then quickly dug them all back out. I should probably check with someone on that first.

I also put my contacts in, cursing the most annoying part of my routine. My eyes went bad in middle school. I’m nearsighted. Or farsighted. I can never keep the two straight. I can’t see far away, whichever that one is. And I guess I never will. So far all this vampire thing has done for me is a little extra strength and instead of just sensing how animals feel, now they’re all yacking away at me all the time!

Robin

Image courtesy grendelkahn via Flickr

Just this morning a robin was telling me how much he liked the worms in my backyard, compared to my neighbors. I swear he said that. To me. I don’t know if I’m more surprised by the fact that they are talking to me or by their proficient use of the English language.

Anyway, the reason I was telling you about my morning routine was that today it wasn’t so routine. Just as I was heading to Starbucks to get my grande skinny latte (like I always do), my college tutor showed up (the one from my confession last week). We’d already met on Tuesday and uh, had quite the reunion. But now he was parked in front of my house all skittish and worried. I couldn’t go with him; I had to meet Emme.

So, I promised I’d meet him tomorrow… at the cemetery??

cemetery

**Why not start the series from the beginning? Click here to read about Libby’s first day as a vampire**

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6 thoughts on “Libby’s Post: The Neighborhood Birds Are Talking To Me

  1. b00kreader says:

    So let me get this straight…a coffin is too cliche but a vampire making social calls to the cemetery is fine? Libby you crack me up.
    Nice job I cannot wait to see what happens next 🙂

  2. M. C. Dulac says:

    This made me smile as usual 🙂 I’m very keen to hear about the sweet college tutor! And I’ve just realised I’ve missed a few of Libby’s adventures (having first become acquainted during the house inspection), so I have begun reading from the start!

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